Green Bum

11:10 a.m. The pediatrician surmises that Baby Girl's rash is an allergic reaction to her diapers and/or wipes.

11:45 a.m. A trip to Whole Foods and subsequent purchase of Seventh Generation Baby chlorine free diapers and 365 Everyday Value baby wipes (and a Green and Black's dark chocolate bar because, well, do I really need a reason?).

Tick-tock, tick-tock...

11:30 p.m. Diaper change. The rash appears to have diminished significantly.

Seventh Generation and Whole Foods' 365: for giving Baby Girl a jump on a cleared up rump, you've just been added to The Thanks Ranks.