Knock-Knock:

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange Mocha Frappuccino. I tried it, and as I drove off and thought about it, I realized I didn't like it. Called the Starbucks retail customer relations line. That was the near equivalent of a gallon of gas wasted. Could they help a girl out with her case of buyer's remorse?

They could. John took my information and is sending me a free drink coupon or two so I can go back and enjoy my tried and true.

So knock-knock:

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad you called and asked?

Why yes, yes I am.

John, you've just been added to The Thanks Ranks.