Java Jump

Sometimes, when you're out and about and your car battery inexplicably goes dead, requiring a jump and a trip to Auto Zone--two feedings, a poopy diaper change and one wet pants episode later, a tall Java Chip Frappuccino is all that's needed to make everything right with the world.

To the drive-thru Starbucks at Cumberland Market in Smyrna: you've just been added to The Thanks Ranks.